Wednesday, April 29, 2009

BNO Minutes, April 29th, 2009

In attendance.  Spitfire, back from abroad.  This one specifically:

Rumor has it he presented her with an iTunes gift card worth twenty-five clams.  He neither confirmed nor denied.
Also present, Dali Wally and JT.  Not totally sure what's going on here, but JT seems happier about it than DW.  

And happier yet.
Nude Dude, protesting that he's not that photogenic.  Nobody's buying it, ND.  

Also Cobra, and Skippy, who arrived a bit late but always a sight for sore eyes.  Not sore for lingering upon Cobra, I might protest.  But still.
Important topic of conversation:  is paleoanthropology worth studying?  Correct answer: sure if that's your kink.  Dali Wally gives it some thought.
No.  He prefers pole dancing and acrobatics with flaming accessories.  Surely there's place for both in this big world!  
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Other items of interest:
*Susan Boyle, stud.
*Alpha males.  All in favor?  Motion carries.
* Cobra has new glasses which were met by great acclaim immediately after Nude Dude was instructed to deliver it.  Surely the rest will come, meted out evenly over the next several weeks.  
* What damage did Skippy's pet inflict upon her carpet?  Tune in next week to find out!  Hang on--Skippy's got something scheduled.  Two weeks, then.
Cobra out.
Oh, wait.  There was something with Nude Dude being bought in a golf game but winning his liberty with a splendid performance on the links.  JT and Cobra are pretty sure this was a put on, but the rest of the table nodded, praised and pretended to understand.

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